Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is thick hair and a thin body.
Please don't mix them up, like you did last year.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens? 
So he can ho-ho-ho.
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? 
Ribbon hood.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? 
Claustrophobic.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? 
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Now that I have given you a reason to laugh, Enjoy Christmas time filled with many smiles.
Coach Nancy
